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Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need To Know About Gay People: |
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| 10. | We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us. | |
| 9. | We're not sure about Ricky Martin either. | |
| 8. | We also did not invent the color black; however, we are in complete agreement that you look better in it. | |
| 7 | We are secretly happy that Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us. | |
| 6. | Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception. | |
| 5. | We think your mini-vans are ever so cute! | |
| 4. | David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice. | |
| 3. | If he is using two or more hair products at any one time then yes, he is. | |
| 2. | If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too. | |
| And, the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is... | ||
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Relax, we don't want you!
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