This year my birthday finally falls on a Saturday ... and what a Saturday it was.  First out for dinner at Michael's Grill then back to our condo for a pool party and some drinks.

How boring ... they just told me this party isn't all about me.

Reading the menu is serious business.

"So big boy.  Are you gonna buy me drink or what?

Look at the sexy twins!

"Wow the food is good ... even better than McDonalds."

I'm so old they didn't have room for all the candles.

"Damn it!  I wanna present too!"

"Which one of you bitches has been charging your drinks to my tab????"

"Look at me I'm a super star!"

Some of the cards were a bit to X-rated for an innocent guy like me.

Tim and Pam look so cuddly.

Wes models his new thong/

Wow I can't believe the boys cleaned their place just for us. 

Mariette are you sure you don't want to shave your leg before we head down to the pool.

"Dave let me clean the wax out of your ears!!!"

Who hid poor Trevor's water wings?

Jeffy!!!!   Are you peeing in the pool?

Look at me!  I can do tricks!

Some of the old ladies were afraid to get wet.